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Elephants for Elijah
Q. How do we know that elephants like swimming? A. Because they always have their trunks with them. Q. Why does L-Funt like swimming in pea soup? A. Because no one can see him.
Q. Why couldn't two elephants go swimming? A. They only had one pair of trunks between them!
Q. How do elephants dive into the swimming pool? A. Head first.
Q. What do you give an elephant with big feet. A. Big flippers
Q. Why do big elephants float down the river on their backs? A. So they don't get their flippers wet.
Q. Why do elephants have trunks? A. Because they like swimming!
Q. How do you know when L-Funts been swimming? A. His skin goes all wrinkled. But his skins always wrinkled. Well I told you he liked swimming.
Send a get well message to Elijah and remember him in your prayers.
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